Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Ahh..that new blog smell.

These are the chronicles of my epic struggle with one of the darkest forces of evil in contemporary society: Assclownism. I have been dispatched to Baltimore, from the nether regions of the Midwest, to root out this abomination. Not that Baltimore has the Assclown market cornered, but preliminary reconnaissance indicates that this battle will be a protracted one.

4 Comments:

At 8:45 PM, Anonymous eBill said...

From which nether region of the midwest were you dispatched? I was dispatched here from Illinois albeit somewhat circuitously.

 
At 9:45 PM, Blogger tfg said...

Indiana

 
At 7:30 PM, Blogger karla said...

Who's in charge of the midwestern Assclowns? And why did you abandon your midwestern post? Were you simply no match for the assclowns in that part of the country? I want answers, damnit, because I have family in Assclownville, Missouri, and I have to battle the local clown population every time I visit.

 
At 9:13 PM, Blogger tfg said...

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