Sometimes adulthood sucks

Yesterday morning, I stopped at a gas station in Cockeysville to get something to drink on my way to work. There was a contractor in front of me trying to buy cigarettes but he was $0.16 short. He turns to me and asks if I had the $0.16 to which I responded that I didn't. I had the exact amount of my purchase. The clerk told him that he would let him slide and gave him the cigarettes. The guy pockets his purchase takes a step past me and says, "If I had $0.16 I would have given it to you." I replied, "OK" and turned to pay for my drink. The guy gets to the door and says,"You're all jewish up here. You suck, you fucking jew bastard. I hate all you fucking jews." I'm not a morning person so, even though I'm not jewish, I am less than amused with this assclown. Nevertheless, I ignore him, pay for my item, and leave.

I get out to the parking lot and see that he has another assclown with him and they are standing beside their work truck. Both look like heavy drug users, so as long as I don't see a gun, I'm not too concerned. As I walk past them to go to my car, his buddy says, "You got a fucking problem?" I replied, "Not yet" and got into my car. As soon as I get in, I hear the other one start yelling about "jewish cocksuckers" and "jewish whoring bitches." At this point, I'm livid and want nothing more than to grab the tire iron from my rear floorboard and deliver the asskicking that these assclowns are desperately in need of. Then, visions of lockups, felonies, lawsuits, and medical expenses danced through my head. I relented, started the car, waved goodbye to my new friends, and drove off to what I knew was going to be a marvelous day.