Next Big Thing

I've always had a bit of an entrepreneurial streak. Unfortunately, there is much truth to the axiom: "There is nothing new under the sun." If you have thought of it, someone else is already making money from it. I read recently that the adult entertainment industry generates over a $1 billion annually, much of which is via the Internet. This lead me to the following conclusion: There has to be a sliver of that $1 billion pie for me. Like most new ventures, the key to success is finding an unfilled niche and filling it.

A cursory survey of online internet adult entertainment indices was discouraging, to say the least. I found that nearly every genre has been saturated. I found all types of online adult entertainment: women w/ men, women w/ women, men w/older women, women w/ older men, amateurs w/ professionals, professionals w/ professionals, amateur midget transexuals w/ older professional ex-astronauts, entertainment for woodpeckers, and men and women w/ machines, to name a few. (If nothing else, I am thorough.) I was nearly resigned to my fate as a poor wage slave when the road to riches hit me: There was one combination that was missing.

Of course, I'll have to incorporate and establish a server network capable of servicing the impending deluge of customers. In the mean time, I have assembled an advanced preview of my new genre, as a service to my readers. (Trust me, I read some of your blogs. Many of you are the precise demographic that I seek.) As this is a family blog, I had to blur the graphic depictions, but rest assured this will not be the case once you are one of my paying customers.

(Yes, I was too lazy to clean this one up)