Monday, December 19, 2005

Next Big Thing

I've always had a bit of an entrepreneurial streak. Unfortunately, there is much truth to the axiom: "There is nothing new under the sun." If you have thought of it, someone else is already making money from it. I read recently that the adult entertainment industry generates over a $1 billion annually, much of which is via the Internet. This lead me to the following conclusion: There has to be a sliver of that $1 billion pie for me. Like most new ventures, the key to success is finding an unfilled niche and filling it.

A cursory survey of online internet adult entertainment indices was discouraging, to say the least. I found that nearly every genre has been saturated. I found all types of online adult entertainment: women w/ men, women w/ women, men w/older women, women w/ older men, amateurs w/ professionals, professionals w/ professionals, amateur midget transexuals w/ older professional ex-astronauts, entertainment for woodpeckers, and men and women w/ machines, to name a few. (If nothing else, I am thorough.) I was nearly resigned to my fate as a poor wage slave when the road to riches hit me: There was one combination that was missing.

Of course, I'll have to incorporate and establish a server network capable of servicing the impending deluge of customers. In the mean time, I have assembled an advanced preview of my new genre, as a service to my readers. (Trust me, I read some of your blogs. Many of you are the precise demographic that I seek.) As this is a family blog, I had to blur the graphic depictions, but rest assured this will not be the case once you are one of my paying customers.


(Yes, I was too lazy to clean this one up)

3 Comments:

At 6:43 AM, Blogger chunky monkey said...

hahahahahaha

(actually the laugh came out more like nose and throat scratching due to the sheer hilarity of this post, but I can't duplicate it with piddly little letters)

that's funny

 
At 5:23 PM, Blogger Arctic Skipper said...

I stumbled over from Karla's blog, and all I can do is drop to my knees and thank whichever deity prompted me to click on your name, because you've finally supplied me with the genre of porn that I've been searching for! No more lonely nites for me!

 
At 4:29 PM, Blogger paige3girl said...

:0

 

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