Quick Romantic Question: Updated for Cham
Does having sex (with an adult, you perverts) on Winnie the Pooh sheets make me a deviant? I'm just wondering.
Updated: 4/22/06
Per Cham's request (see comments), I have posted the picture that she requested.
posted by tfg @ 4/22/2006 09:10:00 AM
18 comments
18 Comments:
It depends. Are the sheets yours, or do they belong to the "lucky", uh, person?
It would only be ick if:
A: the young lady you're having sex with lives at home and her mom still cleans up her room, thus possibly coming into contact with evidence of sexual activity.
2: if said young lady has a small child and you're doing it in the kid's bed.
Otherwise, adults have been known to get Disney tattoos, so who's to say having Pooh sheets is wrong, right?
Nope. I do it on "Little Mermaid" sheets.
haha.
Are you actually able to get another adult to have sex on those sheets? Looks a little 4th grade to me. Ewwwww.
By "sex" do you mean "play with Barbies and G.I. Joe"? Because that is a totally acceptable thing to do on Winnie the Pooh sheets.
Have you been date trolling on Myspace.com again??
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stephaine-I like your logic.
ACW, jennygags-The sheets are mine because they were on sale and I'm cheap.
jennetic-Yes, but ironically she is a 4th grade teacher. Not really, I just made the last part up.
lori-Thanks. I am validated.
fool-Barbies and GI Joe? That's a little too kinky for me. Besides, it might be difficult to explain at the ER, if things went awry.
broadsheet-Don't you know that myspace is only good for catching would-be teen criminals?
I don´t know, why don´t you try it and then we can review the circumstances. Naturally, you will need to post some pics to provide proof of the deed. I want to see a clear pic of a woman who will agree to have hot monkey sex on top of Winnie the Pooh, or you for that matter. (just kidding, those last words just typed by themselves)
you could have gotten some off freecycle, cheap is no excuse.
maybe you have a thing for kanga though, i don't want to think about it....
cham-This is not something that I'm planning, it happened awhile ago. I just realized that it was kind of twisted yesterday. Nevertheless, I might post a pic.
kira-Freecycle? I'm going to have to pass on getting sheets that come pre-defiled.
I'm not sure how you managed to get Cham's face on your dream girl - but well done!
You better keep up the diet - she looks a little "fragile" if you kow what I mean.
That picture isn't photoshopped, that's the way I found it. However, now that you mention it, it does bear a striking resemblance to Cham's face. Hmmmm.....
i think this post is ultimately more likely to get comments than the crude oil futures post :)
hey... my word verification word is "fuxjt"... how fitting...
i think this post is ultimately more likely to get comments than the crude oil futures post
I have no doubt.
defiled? hon, that is what detergent is for. you do wash things, right? and there is always bleach if you must.
on the other hand i'm sure there's a girl or two out there who is into infantilism and will love your sheets. have fun finding them.
You are right, BS, that face is sort of similar, but not those ugly cow-udder titties, mine are much perkier.
I think there might be a woman might be able to get past the WTP sheets but never the aluminum thong.
Cham - take no offense - I was referring to the face only. And the aluminum thong prospect makes me throw up a little in my mouth - ewwww.
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