Tuesday, March 21, 2006

When Assclowns Attack

Here's a riddle for you:

When you have a piece of equipment that is critical to the operation of your plant and you want to move its electrical wiring around, what is the best tool for the job?

If the following implement did not enter your thought process when you formulated your answer, then you are smarter then many of my customers. I'm off to Michigan. More dick jokes next week.


12 Comments:

At 4:57 PM, Blogger Cham said...

Sounds like they need to consult a wire harness module before turning to the power tools. For a small fee I can hook them up.

 
At 10:12 PM, Blogger tfg said...

People who saw through live wires are not bright enough for that.

 
At 10:15 PM, Blogger karla said...

I can't believe you have me listed under Other Blogs instead of under Tasteful Blogs. What could be more tasteful than my incredibly tasteful blog?

A pox upon you and your family.

 
At 11:24 PM, Blogger elcapitanhink said...

Ahh, my beloved sawsall.

If I was king, I'd pass a law that you could only use a reciprocating saw while smoking a cigarette in such a way that it requires you to only have one eye open. To extend my caprice, I'd claim that all surgical reattachment surgery was witchcraft and make it punishable by hand severing -- like they do in Ay-Rab lands.

Then I'd put every movie director who failed high school physics (all of them) against the wall for a little 'reeducation'. Yes, I just watched I,Robot.

Have a nice trip.

 
At 8:34 AM, Anonymous Jason J. Thomas said...

Sometimes, there is such a thing as stupid people. They should just not be allowed to do anything once they display how stupid they are.

Of course, if medicine weren't as good as it is today, the herd would have been thinned out much sooner than expected. Kind of like the great quote from Bart Simpson "We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little."

 
At 9:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michigan? Is that where your customers are? If so, it explains a lot. It's cold in Michigan.

 
At 8:03 PM, Blogger doggerelblogger said...

Is that the MILWAUKEE HEAVY-DUTY ORBITAL SUPER SAWZALL®?!?!

If so, I coincidentally just wrote a blurb about it for a contractor magazine.

Powerful 13 Amp Milwaukee Motor. Exclusive gear protecting clutch. Heavy-duty steel Quik-Lok™ blade clamp... I could go on.

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger tfg said...

It's a Milwaukee. I lifted the picture from their site.

13A motor? That's over 2HP. Damn, that's not your grandma's reciprocating saw.

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

Hah! What asshats!

 
At 3:36 PM, Blogger Neckbone said...

Every tool box needs a reciprocating saw. You can reduce a body into seven manageable bundles in about three minutes with one of those babies.

 
At 12:50 AM, Blogger Broadsheet said...

> 2 HP and you're using an autopsy grade saw. Same for garbage disposals - unless you're disposing your ex - less than 2 HP is fine.

This Public Service Announcement is courtesy of your local health care worker.

 
At 1:53 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Looks as if I'm not the only one fond of the word Assclown.

I have a weekly feature named Assclowns of the Week (it's being hosted by this weekend). I just posted my 32nd edition.

 

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