Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Plates

Earlier today, I was stuck on I-95 and noticed that there are an infinite variety of organizational license plates available from the Maryland MVA. Upon further investigation, I discovered that if you happen to spot three guys within a 50' radius of one another, they are apt to have their own license plate. Somehow, though, MVA has missed a few key organizations, so I have filled in the gaps.








The next one is an organizational plate from Texas that has already been issued. I'm posting it more as a warning than anything else.


12 Comments:

At 11:50 PM, Blogger Broadsheet said...

Gush alert - please have Depends ready:

OK, if Blogtimore gave a "Most Creative" post award?? You f____in win hands down. How DID you do that?

 
At 1:06 PM, Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

I love them Texas beano/babbler plates! I must've made 10,000 of 'em while I was in the joint!

 
At 4:18 PM, Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

That beano plate has some sort of crap on it.

 
At 6:33 PM, Blogger tfg said...

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At 6:34 PM, Blogger tfg said...

I think silicone was what I was shooting for in the 5th plate. I must have been drunk for that chemistry class.

broadsheet-Thanks. MVA posts sample plates on their site. It's not hard to DL and photoshop them.

dyck-I always pegged you as someone who used to be intimately familiar with correctional facilities.

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger karla said...

Well, this was just uncalled for.

Watch your back, Assclown. (I'd punish you by kicking you in the balls, but that would require you to have balls. So watch your back. I'll have to settle for putting a shiv in you.)

 
At 10:44 PM, Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Sorry, but my favorite plate motto is still New Hampshire's "Live Free or Die". The image of prisoners stamping those babies out is priceless.

 
At 11:57 AM, Anonymous andy said...

I believe that last one fell off the station wagon I rear-ended last week.

And I'm not talking about a car, bitches...

 
At 12:18 PM, Blogger CommonWombat said...

I'd watch out, dude... Karla is like a sleeping hobo. If you wake her up, she's likely to throw feces at you.

She's also like a sleeping hobo in that she stinks and is blind drunk most of the time, but that seemed less relevant here.

 
At 12:18 PM, Blogger CommonWombat said...

Also, the "Summer's Eve" one was brilliant.

 
At 11:38 AM, Blogger Kira said...

common wombat is brighter than i am, i can't figure the summer's eve one out.

 
At 11:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listen, we Escalade drivers value hygiene JUST a little more than everyone else. So sue us.

 

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