Friday, November 10, 2006

We Got Down To Nut Cutting Time

I'm thinking posts will be sporadic and influenced by potent opiated analgesics for awhile.

19 Comments:

At 3:15 PM, Blogger Broadsheet said...

Appendix? Or did you cut yourself shaving that rug? Damn - that had to hurt. Nothing like a little Vicodin Holiday. I like mine with a vodka chaser.

 
At 3:27 PM, Blogger johnny dollar said...

"when manscaping goes wrong"

hah j/k man, i'm easily as gorillalike as you are :D

hope the surgery went as well as possible; however, i request that you blog at least once stoned out of your gourd on the painkillers. you know, so we can laugh AT you...

 
At 7:31 PM, Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

So you finally went for the sex change operation?

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Not that I know a whole lot about these things, but doesn't it go between the legs a shade towards the front?

 
At 9:54 PM, Blogger tfg said...

broadsheet-Hernia. I made them give me some Dilaudid as a going away present.

j$-Thanks and, actually, this constituted my "stoned to the bone" post.

dyck-You mean an Addadictomy?

puerile-That's my lower stomach-not my crotch. They had to make the incision higher than usual, because of federal legislation about preserving National Monuments.

 
At 6:13 AM, Blogger verity said...

...need a nurse? I'm sure Snay can build one out of legos for you. :)

 
At 7:40 AM, Blogger tfg said...

Luckily, I've got a friend who is playing nurse, but I think she's starting to get wise to statements like, "The doctor said that ironing my shirts is a critical part of the recovery process. "

 
At 11:25 AM, Blogger karla said...

I think they made the incision "higher than usual" because they talked it over and all agreed none of them wanted to touch anything between your legs.

 
At 5:21 PM, Blogger puerileuwaite said...

It was from lugging that bucket of coins to the Coinstar machine, wasn't it?

 
At 12:00 AM, Blogger Susiebadoozie said...

wow, you are hairy

 
At 11:35 AM, Blogger Luck o' the Irish said...

What a weird place for a third nipple!

Feel better soon...with all the "analgesics" of course.

 
At 12:00 PM, Blogger johnny dollar said...

hey tfg, here is some further information regarding your procedure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC8Zvl-8ziA

 
At 7:17 PM, Anonymous Crunchy BC said...

Your Maxi Pad slipped.

 
At 2:14 AM, Blogger RevRee said...

I knew I shouldn't have bitten so hard

 
At 8:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice Pelt. You might want to switch conditioners though. It looks a little dull and lifeless...

 
At 9:08 PM, Blogger Kira said...

thanks for the explanation. misleading title... hernia. ha.
I was thinking you had the same surgery that this kid i knew in high school had and that involved something fairly precious to him.

 
At 12:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ammm . . . ow.

 
At 10:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope everything is alright TFG.

 
At 11:51 AM, Anonymous Bonanza JellyBean said...

I'm too late in this conversation to add anything original: You have an alarmingly hairy stomach.

 

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