We Got Down To Nut Cutting Time
I'm thinking posts will be sporadic and influenced by potent opiated analgesics for awhile.
posted by tfg @ 11/10/2006 02:09:00 PM
17 comments
Assclownopolis
There are some words in the English language that convey profound meaning through their sheer ambiguity. Assclown is one of them.
Friday, November 10, 2006
About Me
- Name: tfg
- Location: Baltimore, Maryland, United States
I'm too sexy for my smokefree Robots.
17 Comments:
Appendix? Or did you cut yourself shaving that rug? Damn - that had to hurt. Nothing like a little Vicodin Holiday. I like mine with a vodka chaser.
"when manscaping goes wrong"
hah j/k man, i'm easily as gorillalike as you are :D
hope the surgery went as well as possible; however, i request that you blog at least once stoned out of your gourd on the painkillers. you know, so we can laugh AT you...
So you finally went for the sex change operation?
Not that I know a whole lot about these things, but doesn't it go between the legs a shade towards the front?
broadsheet-Hernia. I made them give me some Dilaudid as a going away present.
j$-Thanks and, actually, this constituted my "stoned to the bone" post.
dyck-You mean an Addadictomy?
puerile-That's my lower stomach-not my crotch. They had to make the incision higher than usual, because of federal legislation about preserving National Monuments.
...need a nurse? I'm sure Snay can build one out of legos for you. :)
Luckily, I've got a friend who is playing nurse, but I think she's starting to get wise to statements like, "The doctor said that ironing my shirts is a critical part of the recovery process. "
I think they made the incision "higher than usual" because they talked it over and all agreed none of them wanted to touch anything between your legs.
It was from lugging that bucket of coins to the Coinstar machine, wasn't it?
hey tfg, here is some further information regarding your procedure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC8Zvl-8ziA
Your Maxi Pad slipped.
I knew I shouldn't have bitten so hard
Nice Pelt. You might want to switch conditioners though. It looks a little dull and lifeless...
thanks for the explanation. misleading title... hernia. ha.
I was thinking you had the same surgery that this kid i knew in high school had and that involved something fairly precious to him.
Ammm . . . ow.
I hope everything is alright TFG.
I'm too late in this conversation to add anything original: You have an alarmingly hairy stomach.
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