Speaking of Aggressive Driving. Updated
Nevermind. See comments
posted by tfg @ 3/01/2007 06:46:00 AM
12 comments
Assclownopolis
There are some words in the English language that convey profound meaning through their sheer ambiguity. Assclown is one of them.
Thursday, March 01, 2007
About Me
- Name: tfg
- Location: Baltimore, Maryland, United States
I'm too sexy for my smokefree Robots.
12 Comments:
There is software that will reverse photoshop blurring. Did you know that?
anonymous: I didn't know that, but after some Googling, I'm a believer. I owe you a drink, send me an email to collect.
And google wasn't quick enough to cache it.
Yeah, way to punish us late sleepers, TFG. Bloglines held only a tease.
I'm sure it was brilliant at the time....
Is there software that will reverse the shit stains in my underwear??
Damn...I missed something and i'm not quite sure what....
is there software that will let us see what this post was?
I doubt it, J$. Basically, it was a post about my latest exploits in traffic court. I had posted a scan of the trial summary and had blurred my personal info. It turns out that text is not hard to unblur, so I had to delete it.
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Thanks buddy! I'm enjoying my NEW Credit Card and ... most importantly .. my new identity! And I'm enjoying the new lifestyle that goes with it. Here's what I done so far as YOU:
1) I went to that Chinese restaurant and provided TFG-style "Mongolian Beef" to every woman in the joint from 18 to 80.
2) I purchased a Mannlicher-Carcano rifle via mail order, not as "A. Hidell" like Lee Harvey Oswald did, but as TFG! I'm not sure what I'll do with it yet, but I'm sure I'll think of something as I while away the hours in my new job ("Everyone, meet TFG. He just started on Monday. Don't let him creep you out. He'll mostly be working on the 6th floor, so you'll hardly ever see him.").
3) Seven words: Pay-per-View Trans-Sexual Porn Sites.
4) With my DNA and new identity as TFG, congratulations are in order. We are now the official guardians of Anna Nicole's baby (and possibly Melissa Etheridge's as well).
5) Four words: Pay-per-view Wrestling.
6) I bought a star in your name. What the heck, I had to do at least one altruistic act.
7) I joined the AARP, AAA, AA, NAACP and Al Qaeda.
8) I bought drinks for all of Ireland.
9) I purchased Enzyte for all of Asia.
10) I've engaged in talks with the Jeb Bush camp for a 2008 run.
Whew! I'm tired.
I'm confused
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