Thursday, February 15, 2007

Mystery Solved

I've always wondered why they make wine in a box. Now I know:




Yes, that would be saran wrap. Apparently, it can be used for purposes other than birth control. Who knew?


13 Comments:

At 7:13 AM, Blogger verity said...

Out of all the strange shit you've posted, this is what makes me cringe.

 
At 9:57 AM, Anonymous Crunchy BC said...

Yep. Opening wine with a screwdriver and a hammer can get tricky.

 
At 10:18 AM, Anonymous Lori said...

I think you need a rabbit. not the dirty kind, either.

 
At 10:27 AM, Blogger Kalleigh Hathaway said...

It looks to me as if someone was cleverly angling for a wine bottle stopper as a Valentine's Day gift.

 
At 11:38 AM, Blogger tfg said...

verity-I know. Why the hell do they put corks in Thunderbird, anyway?

crunchy bc-I opened a wine bottle with a drill, once. I had to filter the wine with a coffee filter. True story.

lori-No dirty rabbits here-they're dishwasher safe.

kalleigh-What kind of jerk gives a bottle stopper on Valentine's Day?

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger eebmore said...

Weak mind think alike. I opened a botttle of wine with a power drill just last month. Some friends brought over a bottle of wine for dinner for themselves and forgot to bring a corkscrew.

Which bit did you use?

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger anonymouscoworker said...

There's a fun way to open a bottle of wine using a folded towel and a wall, but it's probably faster to just do it your way.

 
At 8:15 PM, Blogger karla said...

See? This is why traditionally only smart people drink wine--because you have to have some brains to get into the bottle. Dumb people should stick to beer, which is super easy to open.

Go fetch yourself a beer and your problems will be solved.

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger puerileuwaite said...

I take it that yours WASN'T one of the "hundred million bottles washed upon the shore" in that "Message In A Bottle" song by The Police.

Remind me to never tell you to "put a cork in it".

 
At 10:38 AM, Blogger Katherine said...

Well DUH! :)

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger tfg said...

eebmore-The drilly one, I imagine. I was pretty ripped when I did it.

ACW-I voted for breaking off the neck and drinking from the jagged edges, but that idea was nixed.

karla-Spoken like a woman who has never tangled with Mickey's widemouths. Those things will cut you up faster than a Puerto Rican pimp.

puerilewaite-No worries there, it's nothing but Ripple from here on out.

katherine-And how.

 
At 1:01 PM, Blogger Aza said...

Uh, you did that?....you're supposed to say "Hey, check out these pictures I found. Man, whoever did that rides the short bus for sure!"

My motto: If there weren’t witnesses, deny everything. If there were witnesses, blame one of them.

 
At 3:49 PM, Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

Welfare dental damns be damned!!

 

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