Mystery Solved
I've always wondered why they make wine in a box. Now I know:
Yes, that would be saran wrap. Apparently, it can be used for purposes other than birth control. Who knew?
posted by tfg @ 2/15/2007 06:34:00 AM
12 comments
12 Comments:
Out of all the strange shit you've posted, this is what makes me cringe.
Yep. Opening wine with a screwdriver and a hammer can get tricky.
I think you need a rabbit. not the dirty kind, either.
It looks to me as if someone was cleverly angling for a wine bottle stopper as a Valentine's Day gift.
verity-I know. Why the hell do they put corks in Thunderbird, anyway?
crunchy bc-I opened a wine bottle with a drill, once. I had to filter the wine with a coffee filter. True story.
lori-No dirty rabbits here-they're dishwasher safe.
kalleigh-What kind of jerk gives a bottle stopper on Valentine's Day?
Weak mind think alike. I opened a botttle of wine with a power drill just last month. Some friends brought over a bottle of wine for dinner for themselves and forgot to bring a corkscrew.
Which bit did you use?
There's a fun way to open a bottle of wine using a folded towel and a wall, but it's probably faster to just do it your way.
See? This is why traditionally only smart people drink wine--because you have to have some brains to get into the bottle. Dumb people should stick to beer, which is super easy to open.
Go fetch yourself a beer and your problems will be solved.
I take it that yours WASN'T one of the "hundred million bottles washed upon the shore" in that "Message In A Bottle" song by The Police.
Remind me to never tell you to "put a cork in it".
Well DUH! :)
eebmore-The drilly one, I imagine. I was pretty ripped when I did it.
ACW-I voted for breaking off the neck and drinking from the jagged edges, but that idea was nixed.
karla-Spoken like a woman who has never tangled with Mickey's widemouths. Those things will cut you up faster than a Puerto Rican pimp.
puerilewaite-No worries there, it's nothing but Ripple from here on out.
katherine-And how.
Uh, you did that?....you're supposed to say "Hey, check out these pictures I found. Man, whoever did that rides the short bus for sure!"
My motto: If there weren’t witnesses, deny everything. If there were witnesses, blame one of them.
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