Tuesday, May 29, 2007

If You Build It, They Will Come

The Queen of Hyperbole introduced the internet to a new word that was created by her kindergartenering daughter. The Princess's discovery was: Fuckorama. Upon discovery, she proceeded to proclaim it loudly about the playground, which is what any one of us would have done given the same circumstances.

Unfortunately, the post left us hanging because the Princess of Hyperbole has yet to provide a working definition of Fuckorama. However, as I was driving down a rural interstate recently, it came to me in a vision:


It is beyond debate that Fuckorama would be an immense improvement over 231 Adult Plaza. Especially since 231 doesn't even represent some unique sexual position but is actually a highway number. Perhaps I've been a bit harsh in my assessment of the intellectual capabilities of the younger generation.

21 Comments:

At 11:28 PM, Blogger Serena Joy said...

LOL! It works. And just think of the expansion possibilities -- a theme park, mall, truck stop, bowling alley, and ... Fuckorama University (where all the kids will be sporting Fuck U tee-shirts). It boggles the mind.

 
At 6:10 AM, Blogger a.g. said...

That is one restaurant that I have no desire to dine at.
:)

 
At 7:56 AM, Blogger Kadonkadonk said...

231 isn't a unique sexual position?! Are you kidding me? 231 and 586 are two of my favorites!!

 
At 8:24 AM, Blogger puerileuwaite said...

They have peeps? Kewl! Serena LOVES peeps!

 
At 9:24 AM, Blogger Hanmee said...

Is that motel rate per day or per hour?

 
At 9:43 AM, Blogger ADW said...

Maybe there could be a chain of Fuckoramas across the country - hell go for total world Fuckorama domination.

 
At 10:53 AM, Blogger Scary Monster said...

Fuckorama? Fuckorama..Fuckorama.

FaaAAAA Fuckorama where the semen drips along the thighs.

Where hair hole sighs, and Me squirts in yer eyes.

FuCkOrAmA, FU-CK-OR-AMA. Fuckorama!

Oy Vey!


Now who's spinnin'?

 
At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Crunchy BC said...

Spankorama, maybe. Or Tugorama. But Fuckorama? Doubtful.

Still, who do I call to invest?

 
At 3:28 PM, Blogger tfg said...

SJ- I appoint you as the official visionary of Fuckorama.

ag-Ms. Kartoffelsalat is turning up her nose at this?

kadonkadonk-586 is the one with 414 aardvarrks, 40 rabbis, 130 bagpipers and 2 catapults, right?

puerilewaite-Yes, they do. Apparently, it's the sexual Walmart of those who shop at Walmart.

ADW-This is kind of like that Pay It Forward thing, isn't it?

scary-You're hired, too. As Fuckorama's new marketing director, I expect more catchy jingles like that.

crunchy bc-You would send those large checks directly to me. Often.

 
At 4:12 PM, Blogger Serena Joy said...

Yippee! I can pad my resume now. Movin' on up.:)

P.S. Maybe I'd better not tell you I just flunked WordVer 3 times before it let me slip through.

 
At 4:16 PM, Blogger Sassy Blondie said...

It sounds so important: 231 Adult Plaza..like 30 Rockefeller Plaza. LOL I bet you could make a really fun song with Fuckorama...maybe to the theme of Oklahoma! ? FuuuuuuUCK oramma, where the...

I bet it's just a glorified Stuckey's...

 
At 9:01 PM, Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

Fuckorama ain't a place, man! It's a state of mind! Can you dig it??

 
At 11:02 PM, Anonymous Claude said...

"Fuckorama" certainly beats the "Café Risqué" I see when I'm on the road between here and my parents' house in Florida. ("We Dare! We Bare!" is their motto.) Just once I want to stop in that place. I bet their hot wings are great. Heh.

 
At 1:53 AM, Blogger Kalleigh Hathaway said...

Whom do I contact to make a reservation? Do they have timeshares for sale, perhaps? What an interesting concept. Maybe a whole adult theme park. Finally a good use of my vacation time.

 
At 9:28 AM, Anonymous lori said...

It's almost like that Cafe Risque that I see as many signs for as south of the boarder when traveling down to Myrtle Beach, SC....

 
At 10:53 AM, Blogger Gucci Muse said...

I can't believe they have things like this so blatant. Never seen it so "commercial" before- usually its hidden in a blackened windowed storefront or with some obscure name you can't really figure out what it is until you ask- or everyone just knows that, yeah, that is where it is....

Nothing like one stop shopping I guess.

 
At 1:18 PM, Blogger Charles said...

Only you could come up with such genius. LOL

 
At 9:43 PM, Blogger Legaleagle said...

I shall make a point to use this word at least twice per day. Fuckorama -- priceless!

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger Laura said...

Glad to see that FUCKORAMA is making the rounds. Nothing could make a mama prouder!

PS If you're going to use FUCKORAMA as the name of an adult entertainment joint, you definitely need an exclamation point.

 
At 9:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My husband is a truck driver and we are from very near the area of the 231 adult plaza. Granted it is not some fancy sexy name, nor is it wanted around here, but only a complete fool from Maryland would find nothing better to talk about than a sign on the side of an interstate. I sure do not think it is the sign we should be concerned with.

 
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