Monday, May 21, 2007

Dumbass

As I've mentioned, I started a new job recently and, so far, the job has turned out to be fairly copacetic. So, last week, I agreed to do some part-time work for a former employer. In fact, I giggled like a little girl at the prospect of referring to myself as a consultant. The hilarity was short lived due to an emergency at my primary job that has been requiring me to work 12-16 hours/day. Thus, I'm not sure how coherent the next post will be, when it will be, or whether it will be in English, but that ought to be par for the course by now.

17 Comments:

At 11:24 PM, Blogger Corn Dog said...

Copacetic not! Those 80 hour weeks will give ya a brain tumor. Trust me on this one.

 
At 11:25 PM, Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

I think it's pretty obvious what has to happen here: I'm going to have to take over this blog. Just email me your login info and I'll get started.

The rest of you fuckers better shape up, or I'm a-shippin' you out!

 
At 11:53 PM, Blogger Corn Dog said...

OMG, Dyckerson is taking over the blog!

 
At 12:39 AM, Anonymous Kate said...

It may have been that girlish giggling that turned the fates against you, my friend. The fates frown upon girlish giggles from a grown man.

Fates aside, hope you can come up for air soon.

 
At 7:07 AM, Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Look at the bright side. Now you won't have time to smoke.

 
At 8:42 AM, Blogger Gucci Muse said...

Well if all the pressure from long hours can't relieved from a good smoke, then perhaps it can drive you to a good drink.

 
At 8:53 AM, Blogger ADW said...

Hurry up and get thatshit done, Dyck wants to take over your blog. Hmmm... what would the avatar be?? A monkey in a robot suit? A robot taking a shit? The end result won't be pretty.

 
At 10:07 AM, Blogger Luck o' the Irish said...

You can always write the next post in your native tongue (ewwww): Korean.

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger Serena Joy said...

Oh, poor baby, working himself to death. Better look out -- sounds like Dyckerson is planning a little coup. Man, all those extra hours and stress would have me smoking MORE.

 
At 11:08 AM, Blogger Sassy Blondie said...

What you need is a "blog assistant" to take down your dictation and post for you. However, I don't recommend Dykerson...he seems a bit "Shrute-ish".

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger Kadonkadonk said...

Not smoking and dealing with dumbass co-workers - I can't wait to read your next entry!

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger tfg said...

corn dog-This is an unusual circumstance. The unfortunate part is that is happened after I'd accepted a project from a different employer.

dyck-I'm not sure they're ready for Grandpa Dyckerson.

kate-Thanks. This will pass and when it does, hopefully it will have been lucrative.

gucci-Actually, I quit drinking several years ago. And no, I haven't smoked yet.

ADW- Actually, this happened last summer and I believe Dyck wrote the same thing. Of course, I took last summer off from blogging, but I doubt I'll do that again this year.

LOTI-Please restrict your tongue references to our private communications.

SJ-So far, so good. I even tossed out the nicotine gum so I wouldn't be tempted.

sassy-Great idea, if the immigration reform passes, I'll get some Mexicans.

kadonkadonk-Actually, my co-workers are OK at this job. It's the equipment that's wacked.

 
At 9:08 PM, Blogger Strumpet said...

When I quit smoking, almost eleven months ago now...I spent forty dollars on the gum with the 'new fruit flavour' that REALLY should have said, 'new ass flavour.'

I chewed one piece and spit it out and I probably still have the rest laying around here somewhere.

 
At 10:13 PM, Blogger Legaleagle said...

Working 12 to 16 hour days without ciggies? Are you on the booze? Good luck!

 
At 7:08 AM, Blogger Kalleigh Hathaway said...

Please don't forget to eat. Unless you're planning to combine all this self-sacrifice with another round on the Auschwitz diet as well. If that's the case, you have my recommendation for professional masochist, should such an opening arise.

 
At 8:56 AM, Blogger Scary Monster said...

Iffin yer gonna be workin that hard make certain that you get yer joint well oiled. You don't wanna get all rusty from lack of use while on the job.
stomp.

 
At 3:27 PM, Blogger tfg said...

strumpet-I bought the gum prior to an 8 hour flight, but it looked so nasty I couldn't bring myself to eat it.

legal eagle-Nope. I found that the booze interferes with the ibogaine.

kalleigh- Self-sacrifice? This nigga is getting paid, as they say.

scary-My joint?? There's no hope in dope, scary.

 

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