Friday, December 23, 2005

Merry Christmas


I will be on vacation for Christmas and posts will be sporadic. Have a Merry Christmas.



P.S. For those who I offended, the first time, with this post:


I trust you can do the math.

5 Comments:

At 2:03 PM, Blogger Arctic Skipper said...

Somehow, I feel that this should say 'go screw yourself,' but I just can't get that from mallett, funnel, desert, vaseline. Maybe all those years of dying my hair blonde has affected my IQ . . .

(your word verification is making lewd suggestions :P)

 
At 3:05 PM, Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Arctic:

Lube yourself up with the vaseline. Insert funnel. Pour sand down funnel and use the mallets to pound sand into your ass.

(When I say "you" I don't mean -you- I mean, y'know, whoever's going to be using those things).

 
At 10:54 PM, Blogger elcapitanhink said...

I was thinking:

"Go pound sand, you greasy funnel."

Where I come from, that's like calling a chick a twunt.

 
At 11:04 PM, Blogger tfg said...

It was kind of an inside joke, but you have grasped the general gist of it.

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger karla said...

In the top picture, which one is you?

 

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