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Today, a vendor took us out to lunch at G&M Restaurant. This is a fairly popular seafood restaurant in Linthicum, indicated by the red dot on the map above. After I was finished eating, I remembered something that I forgot to buy on the way into work. So while the others finished eating, I left the restaurant and headed for the grocery store across the street. As I exited the building, I noticed a fire truck was pulling up and there was a small crowd gathered around something. As I approached, I saw an off-duty city firefighter attending to a man who was lying in a large pool of blood. I figured he had been hit crossing Hammonds Ferry Road. I went on to the grocery store, waited in line, and bought my item. When I returned, they had the injured man on a stretcher and were loading him into an ambulance. I stopped in the bathroom, on the way to the table, and saw the off-duty firefighter scrubbing the blood from his hands.
Me: "Did they catch the driver that hit him?"
Firefighter: "He wasn't hit by a car. He was stabbed."
Me: "Stabbed?"
Firefighter: "Yeah, through the lung. They said he tried to cut in line in the carryout part of G&M."
18 Comments:
Only in America. Can we not get some civilization? What's up with stabbing people for reasons other than a life and death situation??
Is this for real?
I completely believe this! People would trade their first born if they could get their food faster from the carryout side of G&M. I always make my husband go pick up the food from there.
No fooling
Stabbing was a completely appropriate punishment for a line-cutter. Whole Foods should hire the perp as a security guard, then maybe I'd shop there more.
G&M crabcakes are totally worth the attempted murder charge. Geez. I thought everyone knew that.
Fool is right. The crabcakes at that joint are friggin' awesome.
"Getting stabby with it" is a bit too much, but there is something to be said about getting between someone and their desire for a good crabcake.
You mean this is out of the ordinary? Here in Cleveland, you could get shivved like a convict in the shower for way less offensive behavior. They give us our first knives when we turn 5.
And BTW TFG, SURE! We all 'believe' that you 'ducked out' to 'go to the drug store' and then came back. What is it they say about criminals always returning to the scene of the crime?!? You ain't fooling anybody, brother...
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I don't like seafood, so I guess I don't fully comprehend the power of a G&M crabcake. Maybe G&M can use this in a new ad campaign: "G&M crabcakes. Good enough to stab a mofo over."
"Here in Cleveland, you could get shivved like a convict in the shower for way less offensive behavior." that's some funny shit. my cousin saw a guy get shotgunned in a Burger King Drive thru. Flame Broiled Whoppers definitely ain't worth dying for.
You don't like seafood????
What are you doing in this place then? No wonder you don't understand!
You don't like seafood! Freak!
I came for the heroin, silly.
O.M.G.
Yeah, I'm with Dr. Zombie. That was pretty smart, tfg, typing up this little post as an alibi. BUT NOT SMART ENOUGH!
Ya know, if my team was the Baltimore Ravens, I'd be a little hostile over life, too.
(You don't like seafood? I'll second the 'FREAK!!!' statement.)
And your alibi IS just a liiiiiittle too pat . . . don't feel bad, I'd stab a bitch over a kick ass crab cake, too.
Imagine what would have happened had the person serving him messed up his order??
Nothing in Baltimore surprises me much anymore as far as violence
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