Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Everybody Now.....


And here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
(Wo wo wo)
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files
We’d like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here’ to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
(Wo wo wo)
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It’s a little secret, just the Robinson’s affair
Most of all you’ve got to hide it from the kids

Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
(Wo wo wo)
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates’ debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you’ve got to choose
Ev’ry way you look at it you lose

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
(Woo woo woo)
What’s that you say, Mrs. Robinson
‘Joltin Joe’ has left and gone away?
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

Who's with me on this one?

6 Comments:

At 10:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMFG.

 
At 10:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It depends. Does "with you" mean:

1) I get to have sex with an attractive older floozy who knows your parents?

2) Anal sex, as alluded to by these verses: "Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes.
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes."?

3) Hitting a tittie bar with a young lass who closely resembles Katherine Ross circa 1968?

If it's 1 or 3, then yes, I'm with you. No thanks if it's 2 (sorry / only at tax time).

 
At 12:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

alright spill the beans tfg, who do you have a milf crush on?

 
At 5:32 PM, Blogger Broadsheet said...

I knew you had a crush on me ;-)

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger NPR Junky said...

tfg, how'd you know that's my favorite song? How sweet!

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger Kira said...

and if you are feeling in the mood, there's karaoke at frazier's on the ave. once a week.

 

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