Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Full Service Contractor

I saw this magnetic tag on a truck in one of BWI's parking lots yesterday. The picture hasn't been photoshopped in any way. This could be better than Asian massage parlors or topless maid services:


16 Comments:

At 9:23 AM, Blogger johnny dollar said...

that's jest not rite...

 
At 9:41 AM, Blogger NPR Junky said...

There's one by the cat ranch I have GOT to get on film. I'll send it to you if I ever get around to catching it. It's just as good as this one, fo' sho'!

 
At 10:54 AM, Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

Dumping AND oral? Where do I sign up?

Oh yeah, 443 756 1525.

 
At 1:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 7:09 PM, Blogger puerileuwaite said...

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At 9:47 PM, Blogger Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

Be funny if her sister's name was Anal.

 
At 10:42 PM, Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

Nice to see Oral Roberts has a hobby.

 
At 11:38 PM, Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Sorry Fergie. I've decided to "dump" you in favor of your competitor. Why? Two reasons:

1) Fergie, I wanted to trim YOUR shrubbery. You said that would cost extra.

2) I shouldn't have to ask for oral. It should be assumed.

 
At 7:03 AM, Blogger tfg said...

j$-I never called the number, so I can't attest to the righteousness of it all.

npr-Sounds crazzy.

ACW-Let them know who sent you.

shamus-Or if his nickname was L'il Oral Annie.

dyck-The lord moves in mysterious ways.

puerileuwaite-The last item consists of words to live by.

 
At 11:48 AM, Anonymous Crunchy BC said...

Always ask for oral, that's my motto. It's how I met my wife.

 
At 2:43 PM, Blogger Tiggerlane said...

You don't know how tempted I am to get drunk later on tonight, and call that number.

Unfortunately, if I get drunk enough to do it, I'll be too drunk to type out and/or remember WTF happened.

 
At 4:03 PM, Blogger Charles said...

Hey, send that to Headlines on Jay Leno!

If I am dying of laughter, it's definitely Tonight Show worthy!

 
At 12:18 AM, Blogger NPR Junky said...

tfg, how sweet of you to remember the crazziness. Really. I'm touched.

 
At 12:30 AM, Blogger Kira said...

oral... roberts. who the hell is oral roberts? who names their child oral?
anyhow, i always ask for oral... when choosing a thermometer.

 
At 7:41 PM, Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Merry Christmas, TFG.

 
At 2:29 PM, Blogger John said...

I laughed out loud and kinda snorted. I didn't even have to read your post, I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign and I am happy now.

 

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