Monday, January 08, 2007

He's a Bad Mother--Shut Your Mouth

But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is that they will put the smack down on your simple ass:


Here is the video:


By extension, this means you obviously shouldn't mess with guys who have Tigger sheets, either.

16 Comments:

At 6:42 PM, Blogger NPR Junky said...

tfg, don't be gettin' all uppity. Tigger's ability to open up a can of whoop-ass would not extend that far. And those Tigger sheets aren't all that; I can almost guarantee that the thread count isn't above 180. And what's badass about that?

 
At 6:51 PM, Blogger tfg said...

We bad mothers can't be bothered with foolishness like thread count. You'd better recognize...

 
At 7:29 PM, Anonymous anger hangover said...

What is this world coming to???

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger puerileuwaite said...

By definition, it IS an amusement park. For ALL of us. And seeing teenagers (especially Joe Dirt types)getting smacked around sure amuses the hell out of me. So all of you outraged PC Nazis out there can kiss my friggin' nut sack. This would also amuse me.

 
At 10:24 PM, Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

I hear that Kramer guy hates Tiggers...

 
At 10:41 PM, Anonymous Crunchy BC said...

Tigger, please!

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger CruiserMel said...

I'm lovin' me some Tigger right about now. I like a T-I-Double G-ER who is confident in his masculinity to stand up for his beliefs. The dude was getting felt-up by that pre-teen a-hole!

 
At 8:40 AM, Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Cruisermel has a great point. If I were that kid, and I knew that it was a girl in the Tigger costume, I'd be coppin' a feel left and right. I'd be all, "I LOVE you Tigger ... can I hug you? ... again ... can I rub your belly? ... hold me Tigger ... Tigger, how do tiggers' mate? ... here, let's do it tigger style ..."

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger NPR Junky said...

Maybe that's why you're not a people person, tfg. Maybe it's the lack of thread count that turned you into such a bad mother! Getting scratched up all night long would certainly make ME a wee bit cranky the next day. We could totally work this to our advantage: "Want to be a bad mother? Why not use tfg's Bad Mother Kit, which includes butt paste and sheets with a thread count of 2, sure to make you cranky enough to take on a stadium full of Eagles fans"

 
At 10:25 AM, Blogger tfg said...

ah-I know - I heard an unconfirmed rumor that Minnie Mouse was slinging booty behind Space Mountain.

puerilewaite-Somehow I think the kid did something to earn it.

dyck-He probably needs a little asskicking, too.

crunchy-Sheeeeet.

cruisermel-You think the kid was shooting for a reacharound?

NPR-I am a people person. A kill-people person.

 
At 11:09 AM, Blogger Tiggerlane said...

Posted this exact story on my blog yesterday - and the consensus of my commenters is that the kid did something to deserve the reaction from Tigger.

Don't mess with Tigger!

 
At 11:50 AM, Blogger anonymouscoworker said...

I think all costumed mascots should be allowed 1 free pimp slap each day.

 
At 2:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone remember Homie the Clown?
Evidently Tigger don't play dat either.

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger CruiserMel said...

Cracking up @ reacharound!

 
At 9:26 AM, Blogger Cham said...

Jerry Junior deserved the bitchslap for that wifebeater shirt. I understand that Disey World is a wetland but just because you leave one swamp for another doesn't mean that a style that is appropriate for the doublewide will also multitask in a more populous setting.

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger Bobo the Wandering Pallbearer said...

Not to piss on the fire here, but the fact of the matter is that you can't see anything out of those costume heads, and you couldn't possibly do any damage to any wimp-ass kid, no matter how frail, with those big, padded plush-toy paws. The tragedy is that some poor little thespian-wannabe is getting cheated out of a summer's worth of beer money.

 

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