Demotivation. Updated: Now With Pictures
I'm sure that most of you are familiar with those lame motivational posters that are a decorative staple of many mid-level managers. It's also quite likely that you've seen the Demotivators® series of posters, which spoofs the motivational posters. The Demotivators are funny, but I've come up with several potential additions for them:
I'm glad that I could serve as an inspiration for you all. What can I say, I'm motivation in a can.
posted by tfg @ 4/09/2007 05:19:00 PM
31 comments
31 Comments:
Wow. The crapper in that first picture looks exactly like the one at the Byrd Theater where my ass exploded.
How did you get your mug on her ass? looks like its real meaning a tatoo..........
Fer some reason me can't see the first four pics.
Me has been to that site and made some stuff for the office.
Me likes yer stuff more.
LOL@ stewardship
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Your brain is so hot, tfg!
I was going to ask "who's ass is that?" but I think I figured it out.
I'm hoping that wasn't Dyck's Miracle Ass.
Where are the Korean De-Motivational Posters?
Matrimony = Noh Suk Moh
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha. So good on a Monday morning.
For whatever reason, I too, cannot see the first four (will try again from home).
Very nice. I have the customized Demotivators calendar up in my office. It brightens an otherwise dreary day.
Many of my coworkers also seem to think it's funny, but for some reason, my boss's boss's boss doesn't seem to like it. She frowns a lot at me now.
Count me in with the "Can't see the first four"s.
Those are great! I don't know why I can't see the first 4 today. I could last night. Weird.
dyck-It is. After your post, I had it shipped to Baltimore for posterity.
gucci-It was the weirdest thing. It was already there before we met.
Scary, ACW, Serena-For some reason, Blogger eats my pictures. This has happened before.
kalleigh-I was speaking figuratively.
aza, ADW-Thanks.
snay-Now, don't get all stalky.
LOTI-Yes, Dyckerson and I time share that ass.
hanmee-Tell him for a mere 25% pay raise, you'll nix the calendar.
You should write for Hallmark, because you care, you really do.
STOMP.
Hmm. I can see them all now. Weird, sucky Blogger.
Yeah...rough IS always the best.
I definitely like it rough.
Oh wait. Tough, you said 'tough.'
Oops.
Never before have I so wanted to lovingly caress the photo of another man. Does that make me gay?
Okay, how did you get someone to stamp your photo on their butt?
LMAO
We had one of those stupid motivational things. For some reason they decided to use blow-up fish. I think it was because of some guys that own a seafood shop had fun by tossing fish back and forth to one another. They wanted us to have fun like them. Tossing a bag of flour back and forth isn't a pretty picture, so I decided to start punching the fish for fun. It was very therapeutic. They eventually decided to to get rid of the fish.
But wasn't she ALIVE when you found her?
(Oh wait, maybe this IS better. I suppose it depends on the gal.)
These are lovely and thought provoking and all that. But I came over here to laugh at another genius comment of yours.
You could always put a litter box in your office.
Once again, you caused me to chortle into my waterglass. Thank you.
Priceless!
I used the porno bunny you sent me in a late Easter post, next time, be prompt, OX..I've also linked you.
p.s. I might pinch that matrimonial pic..
I bet you made these while on the clock at work, didn't you?
I seriously can't believe that any self-respecting woman would lend you her derriere for such a crass artistic endeavor. I simply must know what you gave her as thanks for this donation other than the offer to share it with Dyckerson.
HA! That was great, I especially liked your avatar on her ass. I hadn't seen those before. Certainly found them demotivating. I think I'll take the day off to eat chocolate chips on the couch and watch soaps. Thanks!
Re: 25% raise. I don't think I have much bargaining power. It turns out that the AMAZING THREE percent raise I got is probably because they actually like me (well, my boss and maybe my boss's boss, but not my boss's boss's boss).
I found out recently that a woman who does testing around here, and does a lot more work than I do, got only 1 or 2%.
I think the Blackberry is the pinnacle of man's attempt to do an amazing number of things very poorly.
I keep coming over here to look at the pretty painted buttocks.
Nice! You made your mark on that ripe rump. Your calling card . . .
Should I do Cockblog Wed?
very funny.
and your GF is very helpful with this blog :)
THE MIRACLE ASS HAS BEEN TAINTED! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
I must locate the Miracle Ass and purify it with my special cream at once.....
Finally got to see all of them.
Fantabulous.
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