Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Imus-ed

In lieu of PA system at my workplace, we have a plant wide radio system. I overheard the following on one of the maintenance channels:

Mechanic1: How long until we can turn the hydraulics back on?
Mechanic2: I need a part first.
Mechanic1: What do you need?
Mechanic 2: I need a dual connected fluid conveyance apparatus.
Mechanic1: What?
Mechanic2:
I need a dual connected fluid conveyance apparatus.
Mechanic1: It's a standard pump. What the hell are you talking about?
Mechanic2: Well, we can't say hose on the radio anymore.

15 Comments:

At 8:04 AM, Blogger a.g. said...

ha!hahahahahahahaha. LOVE it!

 
At 9:56 AM, Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

Too cute:)

 
At 10:39 AM, Blogger Scary Monster said...

Me don't think you got a problem with hose.

Me goin dancin there be a real hoe down goin on at the bar around the corner

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger ADW said...

heeheeheehee - funny!

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger Serena Joy said...

Bwhahahaha! LMAO!!

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

I don't get it.

 
At 3:51 AM, Blogger Scary Monster said...

Tag you're it. Now come on by and see what Me be talking about.

Sorry about the double billing with the dyck

 
At 8:47 AM, Blogger Hanmee said...

It's sad when political correctness and sexual harrassment hang ups mess up a little work fun.

And now it's come to bite them in the ass. They can't even conduct simple work communique.

 
At 11:39 AM, Blogger Serena Joy said...

You've been tagged.

http://missbegotten.blogspot.com/
2007/04/youre-it.html

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger Strumpet said...

You can't say 'hose,' but you can say 'pump?'

You put the two together in a sentence and you just might have way too many people walking around in a constant state of arousal after over-hearing that shit. You add 'dual' to the mix and you've got a nice porn scene goin' on.

I can see how this could get out of hand.

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger Katherine said...

No way! That did NOT really happen. right? right???

 
At 9:34 PM, Blogger tfg said...

geisha, maven, adw, serena - I loved it, too. I work with some funny people.

scary-Thanks, but I had my fill of hoe downs when I lived in the Midwest. Actually, it was just one, but the quota is definitely full.

dyck-We know, but did you understand the joke?

serena2, scary2-I'll check it out.

hanmee-Actually, these guys are immune to discipline, so radio conversations are usually pretty funny.

strumpet-Aroused mechanics in a factory. Not a pretty picture.

katherine-No fooling.

 
At 10:10 PM, Blogger CruiserMel said...

That's some quick thinking right there.

 
At 10:46 PM, Blogger Charles said...

That was a good one, now what can you do with the other hoe?

 
At 4:18 PM, Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

I wonder if they're going to mandate that movies with the word Ho or Hoes will need to be dubbed out...

That'll be a shame for movies like "Silence of the Lambs." Can you imagine this line of dialogue:

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the dual connected fluid conveyance apparatus again."

 

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