Imus-ed
In lieu of PA system at my workplace, we have a plant wide radio system. I overheard the following on one of the maintenance channels:
Mechanic1: How long until we can turn the hydraulics back on?
Mechanic2: I need a part first.
Mechanic1: What do you need?
Mechanic 2: I need a dual connected fluid conveyance apparatus.
Mechanic1: What?
Mechanic2: I need a dual connected fluid conveyance apparatus.
Mechanic1: It's a standard pump. What the hell are you talking about?
Mechanic2: Well, we can't say hose on the radio anymore.
posted by tfg @ 4/18/2007 05:25:00 AM
14 comments
14 Comments:
ha!hahahahahahahaha. LOVE it!
Too cute:)
Me don't think you got a problem with hose.
Me goin dancin there be a real hoe down goin on at the bar around the corner
heeheeheehee - funny!
Bwhahahaha! LMAO!!
I don't get it.
Tag you're it. Now come on by and see what Me be talking about.
Sorry about the double billing with the dyck
It's sad when political correctness and sexual harrassment hang ups mess up a little work fun.
And now it's come to bite them in the ass. They can't even conduct simple work communique.
You can't say 'hose,' but you can say 'pump?'
You put the two together in a sentence and you just might have way too many people walking around in a constant state of arousal after over-hearing that shit. You add 'dual' to the mix and you've got a nice porn scene goin' on.
I can see how this could get out of hand.
No way! That did NOT really happen. right? right???
geisha, maven, adw, serena - I loved it, too. I work with some funny people.
scary-Thanks, but I had my fill of hoe downs when I lived in the Midwest. Actually, it was just one, but the quota is definitely full.
dyck-We know, but did you understand the joke?
serena2, scary2-I'll check it out.
hanmee-Actually, these guys are immune to discipline, so radio conversations are usually pretty funny.
strumpet-Aroused mechanics in a factory. Not a pretty picture.
katherine-No fooling.
That's some quick thinking right there.
That was a good one, now what can you do with the other hoe?
I wonder if they're going to mandate that movies with the word Ho or Hoes will need to be dubbed out...
That'll be a shame for movies like "Silence of the Lambs." Can you imagine this line of dialogue:
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the dual connected fluid conveyance apparatus again."
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