Slinging It
Did you know that you can paid to blog? Really. All you have to do is sign up with a service like payperpost.com or Blogitive and post about selected products. I was dumfounded when I realized how much I could and should be making from this otherwise fruitless endeavor. Thus, I have accepted a commision from the tourism industry to promote international travel. Now don't get the idea that I've sold out. If I wasn't 100% behind this product, I wouldn't even consider doing this.
It's summer, which is the time for taking vacations. Wouldn't you like to take your family somewhere unique? What could be better than giving your children memories that will last a lifetime. This is why you should consider taking a trip to the gorgeous seaside paradise of Dildo, Newfoundland :
Not only will you enjoy Dildo's picturesque scenery, but you can also help the Dildotians celebrate their heritage in their annual Dildo Days celebration. Of course, no Dildo party would be complete without the venerable Captain Dildo:
So, don't delay--book your reservations immediately for the most memorable vacation your family can take. Because once you've been in Dildo, you'll always have a little Dildo in you.
posted by tfg @ 7/18/2007 05:12:00 AM
56 comments
56 Comments:
That was waaayyyy too easy for you. Really. Next, please find a Dillhole, Anywhere to lambast...
I'd bet they don't book too many lovers' getaway weekends. Well, at least not for couples.
Thanks but no thanks. It's a poor substitute for a real vacation, though I could see how bloggers would theoretically be the ideal target demographic.
I could see the potential in a tie-in with Visa, though:
"When you go to Dildo, Newfoundland, be sure to take your Visa card. Because Visa is the only thing they take up in these backwoods, and they don't enjoy getting stiffed with any other form of plastic."
Sounds like my kind of town!
You sound as if you are quite familiar with Dildo. This is a new development...
Maybe the only place in the world where you can truly feel at home.
Man, Me could never have written that entire wiki-entry with a straight face.
Could never get the nerve to go to dildo. Not unless someone shipped me in a plain brown wrapper.
STOMP.
Is there a battery factory there as well? I'd never have to leave town.
Most people don't know that Dildo High School is home of the Fistin' Pistons!
Wow, a real place called Dildo...
I wonder if there is a blowupdoll anywhere?
And I thought Bunghole, NB was an embarrassing place to be from.
Wait, that's starting to sound like a place I may want to visit.....
adw-Easy is good.
kalleigh-You could always hook up with the Captain.
pug-Actually, it probably would be an awesome vacation in the summer. The pictures looked beautiful.
kadonkadonk-I'd like to be the mayor there.
sassy- I'm not so sure about that.
karla-Yeah, it's like I'm back on board the mother ship.
scary-Hell, I'd be the Grand Marshal of their parade.
broadsheet-Hell, why even leave the house, right?
ACW-Thank God. I would feel so bad for those kids if they were known as the Deadly Dongs or such.
charles-No, Charles. You have to go to Twatt, Scotland for that.
crunchy-Nice.
magnum-It still is.
legaleagle-Don't forget to tell them who sent you.
I went on vacation there last year. I couldn't sit down for weeks when I came back home.
My, you sent me to Mr. Potatohead Porn Theater...you really don't like me, do you? ;o)
I saw a Steely Dan concert there once.
Remember what captain Dildo says.. You can take the woman out of Dildo, but you cant take the Dildo out of the woman
You'll make a bundle off this venture. And if you don't, you can use the pictures of your vacationers with the Captain for blackmail.:)
All the Newfies I've known - not one ever mentioned this gem.
Wow! This place looks just as cool as Intercourse, PA. I know where I'm going for my next vacation. I wonder if I should bring my own batteries. . .
Is there a suburb called Vibrator?
Isn't this eebmore's hometown? I think he's a Newfie, or perhaps he's a Nova Scotian?
Why? Will I get a discount? Or maybe a two-for-one special?
Why would anyone want a "little" dildo in them? That's just silly. If you're going to have one - it may as well not be little. Of course, walking might be difficult.
You wouldn't think they would be known for such items as spawning or whale meat but whatever.
Oh and take Catherinette's advice, Intercourse is a much better place in PA to visit than Blue Balls, which is actually just down the road.
I think I've found my birthday vacation spot! Thanks, TFG! XOXO
Is this mostly a gay/lesbo hotspot or do they welcome heteros?
Unfortunately, you never see Samantha Brown going to tucked away locales like these.
My parents went to Newfoundland and all I got was this huge dildo...
they should build the corporate offices for Jiffy Lube in dildo.
If you don't dil-do, then you'll be dil-don't. Yeah, corny I know.
www.rentadildo.com
This post be up fer so long now that when me thinks of tfg, me thinks of dildos. Could that be the true purpose of this post??
It's quiet now...almost too quiet...
Perhaps you should post soon, or people will start wondering if you are still alive, no? ;o)
Next stop, Spuzzum.
OK, this is getting ridiculous. Entertain me, dammit!
Could it be that he done took off for Dildo?
ARE you still alive, T? Please -- SAY something.:)
Why is it ALWAYS about the dildos?
Oh wait - this is the same post...
looks like yer gettin plenty of milage out of this dildo
LOL word Ver* JUZHUWMP
Hello???????
OMG, hilarious, you are so FIRED!
Hello? Anyone home?
tfg, did you get smacked upside the head by the snack douche? Kinapped by the C.I.A? What's up?
Keep on Stompin, bud
Um, are you boycotting until I show up with the boots? Please come back, you make me laugh.
You've got a great blog man. Just stopping in to give you some props. Loved the one about the hot care saleswoman haha. Check mine out if you get a chance.
No, seriously, where the fuck are you? I'll offer you free week-old homemade chocolate chip cookies.
Uh...are you there?
Beuller?
The lights are on...Lets try knocking.
STOMP.
STOMP!
STOMP!!
"the Dildotians", okay, you are just awesome! BAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!
Me knows you be alive, but why ain't ya here???
Get back to stompin!
No new post since July? I like it. You're much funnier this way.
just checking my sidebar link
I've gone private, if you'd like a invite, email me at , tkkerouac.gmail.com
momtheminx
brilliant!
You and Karla had the funniest blogs ever. Why did you both quit? We miss you. PLEASE COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!
My brother-in-law is actually from the town. I was floored when I found out, of course. He married my sister-in-law there and several of us drove up there for a good ol' Dildo wedding. It's actually a very picturesque town and other than the town road sign and the KKK store (LMAO) there aren't any other notable sources of 'dildo related humour'... just a sleepy little town which probably has the word ingrained so well into its vernacular that it doesn't even hear the humour in it. :-/
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