The Empire Strokes Black

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.


During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Dong Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

In response to the ominous threat posed by the Dong Star, the Rebels dispatched their most trusted agent to destroy the menace.

Unfortunately, the Dong Star's defenses were too stout for R2D2's head-mounted reach around/roach clip attachment. Thus, the wily robot resorted to showing Darth Vader episodes of Battlestar Galactica until certain gayness resulted.

Once Darth Vader had been converted to the "other" dark side, R2D2 implemented his devious plan.


R2's plan met with some initial resistance, until he used the Force.


Thus, the Dong Star was rendered harmless and the Rebels lived to fight another day.



Stay tuned for the sequel in this compelling TaterPorn trilogy: Return of the Redeye.