I Am So Tired of Shallow Women
I have to admit that I am getting a little frustrated with the Baltimore dating scene. It seems that every date turns out the same way for me. Once I meet the lady in person, she loses interest. These women don't come out and say that they don't like me, but a guy can tell. Body language, facial expressions and tonality always give away the fact that they don't find me attractive.
I know from what you read here that it may seem like I can be insensitive. Let me assure you that, in real life, I am a kind and compassionate man. I know how to be attentive to a woman's needs. I realize that trust, honesty and understanding are the building blocks of a successful relationship. I would never take a woman for granted. Instead, I try to make time for the little things that keep things romantic. Additionally, I've been told that I'm intelligent, witty and just fun to be around. I have a decent job and feel that I could be a successful provider. I even think that, with practice, I would make good father material.
I am aware that I may not the most handsome or fashionable guy in the dating arena. I have to think that there is at least one woman out there who doesn't have to have a Brad Pitt or Matthew McConaughey. Thus, I have included my most flattering photograph with the hopes that some single female reader can look through the exterior of this regular guy and see the sensitive guy that lies underneath.
15 Comments:
Perhaps it is the flat, rectangular, featureless ass that turns them off.
-Clark
W,F&DT
Perhaps. That was the result of senseless belt sanding tragedy in my youth.
Wow. That is a hot frickin' picture. You should come to the happy hour next week dressed like that. You'll get plenty of attention from the women.
Dude tell me that's not really you. If it is your a freak.
I think the hat gives him a je ne sais quoi feel.
No, that isn't really me. For one thing, he'd have to be holding a howitzer to keep the photo from being pornographic.
But when I said that I was kind, compassionate, and the rest of that bullshit--that's all 100% true.
That picture was supposed to be between you and me!
It's hard to type right now because I'm licking my monitor.
I have a picture of myself that looks almost just like that. only i'm holding a darringer. *whimper*
thanks for helping my morning sickness kick in.
I got you beat, eebmore. In my picture I'm holding a rubber band and a paper clip.
Clark
W,F&DT
Well, you are built like a woman; so, that may be why...
Mmmmmm....when you free honey?? XX
Women are still shallow. All you need to do is find the one who sees you as the proper accessory to her fashion statement.
This is my rifle, and this is my gun.
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