Thursday, March 29, 2007


I wonder if the Maryland MVA would issue a vanity plate that said: FUCKWIT.


At 2:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HATE THAT! Fuckwit is too nice a name for this shithead.
Now you've gotten me all pissed off, enough for my monkey to throw feces all over it.
thanks for stopping by.

At 2:28 PM, Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Not that I'm stalking you or anything, but is that IKEA in the background? I love me some IKEA.

You should've peed on his car.

At 2:35 PM, Blogger Broadsheet said...

That was the "Snayest" comment I've ever read.

At 2:53 PM, Blogger Scary Monster said...

Suburban.... Sub-Moron


At 4:21 PM, Blogger anonymouscoworker said...

I printed them out and keep a stack in my car for moments like this.

At 4:26 PM, Blogger Serena Joy said...

What a moron. I hate it when people think just because they're driving humongous cars they can park any way they want. I've seen the youparklikeanasshole site that anoncoworker mentioned. You ought to print out a supply of "love notes" to fit various situations.

At 4:49 PM, Blogger tfg said...

top cat- Unfortunately, I was fresh out of monkey dung, seeing as it's Lent and all.

Snay-I think that it is. No worries-- you are my favorite stalker. Hell, per my MySpace profile, you're my hero.

broadsheet-Snayest. I love it.

scary-The joys of Yuppie-land.

ACW-That site is brilliant. For my sake, it's fortunate that they don't have

SJ-That's a good idea. So is buying a tow truck.

At 5:31 PM, Blogger Strumpet said...

There is a car that is usually parked somewhere along the street I take on my walk to work.

The license plate reads, 'MSS 69.'

Now, if Illinois has okayed never know just how close to 'fuckwit' they might allow.

I find it funny that little Miss 69 keeps a dangling air freshener on her rearview that says 'I Love Jesus.'

At 5:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuckwit is taken by the dipshit at my work who parks in the middle of the lot in 2 spaces with his/her stupid ass Audi and THEN proceeds to put a fucking CLUB on the steering wheel. In COLUMBIA. At a BUSINESS PARK. In the middle of the lot. Fucker.

At 6:39 PM, Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

Deflate his fucking tires. Remove his valve stem covers and stick a little piece of gravel in each one. Then screw them back on so the little pieces of gravel press against the stems and allow the air to leak out.

Or just smash his windshield.

At 7:09 PM, Blogger CruiserMel said...

Oooooo, grrrrrrrrrrrr. Don't they know that's just an invitation to jerk with them? Oh wait, no they don't know that - they're assholes. But admittedly, this one is the most brazen parking job I've seen before.

At 7:09 PM, Blogger Legaleagle said...

Parking jobs like this are the reason you have all those keys on your keyring. Key the SOBs car and smile knowing that he's either going to have to live with it or pay a shitload of money to get the side of his tank repainted. No matter what, you've gotten the last laugh.

At 7:27 PM, Blogger Kalleigh Hathaway said...

Huh. I keep getting a sense of deja vu when reading your blogs lately.

Hey my verification word is "poooantz". Is it just me or does that sound dirty?

At 10:43 PM, Blogger Charles said...

I'm gonna play devil's Advocate and say, What if they had to "GO" real, real bad?

If I did, it would have ended up on a sidewalk.

Yeah it's rude to double park like that, too bad there is never a cop around when stuff like that happens

At 1:18 AM, Blogger Arlene said...

Yeah, it's a nice vehicle. But only a fuck stick drives like that!!

At 8:05 AM, Blogger verity said...

fuck sticks are for sex. not driving.

At 8:25 AM, Blogger tfg said...

strumpet -Once, I saw a MD vanity tag that said "MALAKAS," which is Greek for jerk-off. I almost wrecked due to the resulting laughter.

LOTI-Christ, does he paste "Look at me" stickers on the windows?

Dyck-Cutting the valve stems off with tinsnips leaves a more permanenet message.

cruisermel-Yes, I've never seen a personal vehicle take 4 spaces before.

legaleagle-That could work, too.

kalleigh-The word verification is innocuous. You just have a dirty mind.

charles-I doubt it since that thing probably has a restroom on board.

arlene-That's going to be my word of the day. Thanks.

verity-What about when you're having sex while driving?

At 3:58 PM, Anonymous Crunchy BC said...

Of course, the douchebag probably had a "Support the Troops" magnet on the back, the irony of which is forever lost on him/her.


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