Assclownopolis
There are some words in the English language that convey profound meaning through their sheer ambiguity. Assclown is one of them.
There are some words in the English language that convey profound meaning through their sheer ambiguity. Assclown is one of them.
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Not that I'm stalking you or anything, but is that IKEA in the background? I love me some IKEA.
You should've peed on his car.
That was the "Snayest" comment I've ever read.
Suburban.... Sub-Moron
STOMP
www.youparklikeanasshole.com
I printed them out and keep a stack in my car for moments like this.
What a moron. I hate it when people think just because they're driving humongous cars they can park any way they want. I've seen the youparklikeanasshole site that anoncoworker mentioned. You ought to print out a supply of "love notes" to fit various situations.
top cat- Unfortunately, I was fresh out of monkey dung, seeing as it's Lent and all.
Snay-I think that it is. No worries-- you are my favorite stalker. Hell, per my MySpace profile, you're my hero.
broadsheet-Snayest. I love it.
scary-The joys of Yuppie-land.
ACW-That site is brilliant. For my sake, it's fortunate that they don't have www.youdrivelikeanasshole.com.
SJ-That's a good idea. So is buying a tow truck.
There is a car that is usually parked somewhere along the street I take on my walk to work.
The license plate reads, 'MSS 69.'
Now, if Illinois has okayed this...you never know just how close to 'fuckwit' they might allow.
I find it funny that little Miss 69 keeps a dangling air freshener on her rearview that says 'I Love Jesus.'
Parking jobs like this are the reason you have all those keys on your keyring. Key the SOBs car and smile knowing that he's either going to have to live with it or pay a shitload of money to get the side of his tank repainted. No matter what, you've gotten the last laugh.
Huh. I keep getting a sense of deja vu when reading your blogs lately.
Hey my verification word is "poooantz". Is it just me or does that sound dirty?
I'm gonna play devil's Advocate and say, What if they had to "GO" real, real bad?
If I did, it would have ended up on a sidewalk.
Yeah it's rude to double park like that, too bad there is never a cop around when stuff like that happens
strumpet -Once, I saw a MD vanity tag that said "MALAKAS," which is Greek for jerk-off. I almost wrecked due to the resulting laughter.
LOTI-Christ, does he paste "Look at me" stickers on the windows?
Dyck-Cutting the valve stems off with tinsnips leaves a more permanenet message.
cruisermel-Yes, I've never seen a personal vehicle take 4 spaces before.
legaleagle-That could work, too.
kalleigh-The word verification is innocuous. You just have a dirty mind.
charles-I doubt it since that thing probably has a restroom on board.
arlene-That's going to be my word of the day. Thanks.
verity-What about when you're having sex while driving?
Of course, the douchebag probably had a "Support the Troops" magnet on the back, the irony of which is forever lost on him/her.
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